Like most of you, I watched President Obama's exciting speech last night.
Words like uplifting and inspirational described the Presidents words to America and the world.
Words like lame. Pathetic. Boring. Same old bullshit, describe the Republican rebuttal delivered by Governor Jindal.
The poor deluded Republican Party. The best they have is this clown who wants to play politics with the stimulus and deliver failed right wing rhetoric. I'm beginning to think the Republicans are resigned to another Obama victory in 2012 so they're getting rid of uninspiring boobs like Jindal and Palin now.
All who know me and what I've stood for know that I am above all else, a charitable and empathetic man. It pains me to see the Party of Lincoln so lost and looking for a message that hasn't proven to be nonsense. Therefore, in the spirit of bipartisanship which all but three Congressional Republicans urinated on, I shall reveal the new Republican Message of Hope.
Farmers everywhere know of the legacy of the great Nixon Secretary of Agriculture, Earl Butz. He spoke great things about growing food and raising cows and stuff. But he most famously gave us the phrase, "Good sex. A nice pair of shoes. And a warm place to go to the bathroom."
Of course, Earl's use of the phrase was offensive considering it was the punchline of a tasteless joke. In this case, it's appropriate that the party that panders to bigots, homophobes and nuts, should adopt this as it's new slogan and platform for the 21st Century.
Glad I could help some fellow Americans.
9 comments:
"Good sex. A nice pair of shoes. And a warm place to go to the bathroom."
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Maybe I'd have been transported by Obama's speech (which seemed to elicit the term bullshit more that you've used it in the last week) if I were getting the good sex.
Probably not.
I see you are still up to your old tricks Oracle. At least you have a better class of people posting here.
As the Republican party continues it's journey to oblivion you will one day see the light of Hope and Change Patrick. Congratulations on your shoes and bathroom. Good luck with the sex.
Anon3:37. I miss the number of hits and comments THE ORACLE got. I don't miss every other comment dedicated to calling me one of the words you can't say in primetime.
101: I have seen the light. And real change is NOT what I've heard from Obama.
Mys sister calls Jindal "MR. ROGERS"
The whole issue for the Republicans is that their idea guy right now is Rush Limbaugh and the people that speak for Republicans are just actually speaking to Rush Limbaugh.
Its as if nothing else matters and no one else matters. No party evers wins elections by appealing to their base....
But, who listens to me?
I read some of your postings on another blog and I wanted to tell you that you wouldn't know the "TRUTH if it jumped up and bit you on the ass.
You liberal, ignorant, stupid, dip shits are so full of shit, you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in the ass
Your lack of knowledge on how the government works is beyond stupid, it shows that you are just an idiot.
As long as he's a LIBERAL you would vote for the worst and the dumbest person on the face of the earth and you did.
How nice of you to crawl out from under your trailer and grace us with your stupid little blog..
night.
I hang on your every word TAO. I don't think I can say the same for IdahoMoe.
Look Tookie: if you want me to link you sign in and I'll be glad to. You are fully capable of adding much to a discussion. So far this site has been good as far as reasonable and intelligent bloggers visiting. 30 to 40 hits a day is fine with me if they're decent people with opinions I may or may not agree with. I take no pride or pleasure in a vast amounts of hits and comments if 2/3 of them are just low class punks that think typing the F word makes a statement other than they are idiots.
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