I consider this more shallow than bigoted against green dudes.
I mean. Sure. Yoda could train Jedi. Levitate a space ship out of a swamp. Fling a mean light sabre and all. I respect all this.
But he still looks like a pickle.
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Pickles taste good, they do. Green dudes understand, they will.
I'm thinking he wouldn't give you a thumbs up like Al Gore. Sounds like sour pickles to me.
A hero should not look like a pickle. Except for Veggie Tales stuff.
K>,
What the hell? Is that what you're about today? A pickle? Is it a Star Wars thing?
Of course it's a Star Wars thing, and Allah bless you for it KAGT101. I was going to leave a don't diss looking like a pickle/my cock joke but I decided that the gherkin ripostes would have been just too easy. Adios.
I don’t want a pickle
I just want to ride on my motor-cicle
And I don’t want a tickle
I’d rather ride on my motor-cicle
And I don’t want to die
I just want to ride on my motor-cy-cle
--Arlo Guthrie
The pickle is my revenge for the Christopher Cross videos Law Teacher.
The key is not the size of the gherkin JBW. It's who you get to munch on it that counts. Bill Clinton is in a class by himself.
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