Tuesday, May 19, 2009

THE FORCE IS GREAT, BUT THE GUY STILL LOOKS LIKE A PICKLE


I consider this more shallow than bigoted against green dudes.
I mean. Sure. Yoda could train Jedi. Levitate a space ship out of a swamp. Fling a mean light sabre and all. I respect all this.
But he still looks like a pickle.

7 comments:

Pamela Zydel said...

Pickles taste good, they do. Green dudes understand, they will.

Kevin Robbins said...

I'm thinking he wouldn't give you a thumbs up like Al Gore. Sounds like sour pickles to me.

JoMala "Truth 101" Kelly said...

A hero should not look like a pickle. Except for Veggie Tales stuff.

Law and Order Teacher said...

K&GT,
What the hell? Is that what you're about today? A pickle? Is it a Star Wars thing?

JBW said...

Of course it's a Star Wars thing, and Allah bless you for it KAGT101. I was going to leave a don't diss looking like a pickle/my cock joke but I decided that the gherkin ripostes would have been just too easy. Adios.

Shaw Kenawe said...

I don’t want a pickle
I just want to ride on my motor-cicle
And I don’t want a tickle
I’d rather ride on my motor-cicle
And I don’t want to die
I just want to ride on my motor-cy-cle

--Arlo Guthrie

JoMala "Truth 101" Kelly said...

The pickle is my revenge for the Christopher Cross videos Law Teacher.


The key is not the size of the gherkin JBW. It's who you get to munch on it that counts. Bill Clinton is in a class by himself.