REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL LITMUS TEST

We all remember the fine play My Fair Lady. The story revolved around professor Henry Higgins making a wager with his friend that he could turn Eliza Doolittle into a proper lady. One has to think that a similar bet was made among Bush, Cheney and a few elitists from Skull and Bones.



Only this bet was how bad could Bush and Cheney fuck up our Country in eight years.







Their foreign policy was a bad joke. It was almost as if they asked Condi Rice to come up with the stupidest foreign policy ever, then ordered her to make it stupider. I guess the Arab World didn't hate us enough so Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq. The biggest regret the Bush Team has is they weren't able to bring Armageddon here during his two terms.




The Bush answer to climate change was deny first. Deregulate. Then wait.




Bush said we were addicted to oil so he said let's do more offshore drilling and drill in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge for more. Finding alternative energy I guess didn't make as much sense to Bush as finding a junkie more junk.





The Republican party is at fault here also. It picked the worst possible potential president it could in 2000. They did it again in 2008. Remember the republican debates. They were asked a hypothetical question about a terror attack. One of these jokers excitedly proclaimed he "would be looking for Jack Bauer."
The rest of them gave him high fives and the republican audience cheered. Does anyone still wonder why these people think torture is good?


The Republicans could have gone with the one candidate that had a true belief system and knowledge enough to state his case convincingly. Alas. They made fun of Ron Paul and ended up with John McCain. McCain proved himself worthy of unworthiness by picking the woefully inadequate Sarah Palin as his running mate. That gave the Republican base something to be happy about. If they weren't sure about McCain being a big enough idiot, for sure Sarah Palin would prove imbecilic enough. They went on to pander to bigots, homophobes and morons and got 47% of the vote. Rush Limbaugh gave his belly thump of approval.




Sarah Palin is still the "front runner" for the republican nomination in 2012. The only way to stop her is if an even bigger idiot stumbles onto the republican scene.


Stay tuned...