Michelle Bachman and the rest of the looney right wing announced the Beatles are just as evil as Muslims.
Bachman said that the Beatle's song "Helter Skelter" which inspired Charles Manson, was just as satanic as the satanic Koran and should be banned, burned and the ashes blown up. Then gathered up and sent into space on the Space Shuttle as a last mission for NASA which she would cut funding from because she's tired of people thinking rocket scientists are smart and she is stupid.
Bachman further added that "She Loves You" and "Love Me Do" had subliminal messages which made young people want LSD and choose to become gay. The song "I Dig a Pony" promoted bestiality which was okay with her because she could understand a euphoric sexual attraction to the GOP Elephant which Bachman says she has experienced herself despite being Koran, LSD and Beatle music free since 1971. So that must be God's will.
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Wow. I almost believed that. You were 'quoting' Bachmann, after all. I expect bizarre, irrational declarations from her. When a Bachmann quote is lucid and rational, then I immediately suspect there's something wrong with it.
Ah, Bachmann has been 'free' of many things since 1971...
Rational thought comes to mind...
Someone found themselves a hand puppet who could be fed lines and then would go off and repeat them...
I hope they feed her well...
Truth: I KNEW you crossed over to the "dark side"! Quoting Bachmann PROVES it! Welcome! Welcome!
Whatever you're on, 101, please share. It's make things more fun for all of us. :)
Michelle Bachman speaks from her heart. Which only proves her rectum must be huge because her brain is also located there.
Stimpson: in a way I feel bad for you being a professional writer. You are handcuffed by your professional code of ethics and decorum. I can write about Bachman's attraction to elephants all day long.
Patrick: I see you have noticed how I've raised the bar in our ongoing war of dominance amongst the Swash Zone group of bloggers.
There is no weed or secret sauce my friend. Only hard work and committment to something greater than all of us.
Pamela: You deleted a relevant comment I had pertaining to Obamacare covering busted balls and pre-existing balls busted by the Right is Right lady. I even graciously included thoughts on illegal immigrants that I was sure would appeal to your right leaning friends. Thank goodness the health care bill and the busted balls provision passed so my busted balls will be covered now.
Truth: LOL. I know you did your best to "comply" with my health care related topic. But somehow I don't think "ball-busting" is in HR 3962. I could've missed it though, since I ONLY read 500 pages. However, if anyone is going to do any "ball-busting" on my blog, I think it's going to be me; but I'll do my best to be respectful, as usual.
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH! You did it to me again Pamela D. Hart!
Pam posts something and hundreds of people stand in line to respond! Do you offer prizes for the most witty comment? The most vicious?
There is a trick to all of this; I just know there is...
Bachmann is a FREEDOM FIGHTER! She doesn't have time for the Beatles....in 1971 God spoke to her and told her to PREPARE!
So "Back In The USSR" is about the Beatles love of Communism, makes sense.
"Can't Buy Me Love" is about being caught red-handed with a hooker.
"Come Together" pure porn.
"Day Tripper" it's all about the LSD man.
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey" more bestiality.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun" that's OK, 2nd amendment.
"Please, Please Me" ban it, it's a masturbation song.
Can you tell I'm a Beatles fan.
"Do You Want to Know A Secret" describes TAO's old buddy Bluepitbull's still secret plan to defeat the Chinese.
I'm a fan also Holte.
Truth,
You've trod upon sacred ground. The Beatles are on my ipod and I run to them everyday. I would love to engage in the pornographic renderings of their songs, but I love them too much. They were the music of my youth. Enough said. Thanks for the reference.
Hey LaOT. It was right wing religious zealots on your side that bashed Lennon for saying the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. If they would have just taken the issue up with him they would have known that he meant that The Beatles were all taller than Jesus.
Jesus you guys can be sensitive.
Truth,
Take a deep breath. I was being hyperbolic as you were. If you want to make fun of the Beatles go ahead. I don't have a problem with the fact that John said they were more popular than Jesus.
He's probably right in some aspects of society. Sensitive? Me? Really? I was a cop. I'm used to everybody hating me.
Good day sir.
Don't be fooled Law and Order Teacher. "Truth's" first song he learned on his, (my) guitar was Eight Days a Week. I heard that song eight thousand times a week.
Truth Sr. said...
Don't be fooled Law and Order Teacher. "Truth's" first song he learned on his, (my) guitar was Eight Days a Week. I heard that song eight thousand times a week.
Awww isn't that special!
"Here Comes the Sun--it's alright, dat dadadadadadada."
Obviously about the 2nd Coming.
Who says the Fab Four were anti-Jesus?
Okay,
Now lets decifer what the Beatles meant by:
I want to hold your hand
A hard days night
Ticket to ride
Day Tripper
We can work it out
Hello, Goodbye
lady madonna
come together
somethin
get back
hey jude
let it be
the long and winding road
Then lets not forget the tea baggers anthem....
REVOLUTION
Which was released as the B side of Hey, Jude
My favorite Beatles album:
Abbey Road
You never give me your money
You only give me your funny paper
and in the middle of negotiations
you break down
I never give you my number
I only give you my situation
and in the middle of investigation
I break down
Out of college, money spent
See no future, pay no rent
All the money's gone, nowhere to go
Any jobber got the sack
Monday morning, turning back
Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go
But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go
Oh, that magic feeling
Nowhere to go
Nowhere to go
One sweet dream
Pick up the bags and get in the limousine
Soon we'll be away from here
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away
One sweet dream came true... today
Came true... today
Came true... today...yes it did
One two three four five six seven,
All good children go to Heaven
"Oh that magic feeling: Nowhere to go."
Yes.
One two three four five six seven
All good children go to heaven...
Yeah. That's pretty evil Listen to Me.
I Googled for this story but couldn't find anything. Are you sure Michelle Bachman said something about the Beatles?
I saw that documentary about how Nixon tried to have John Lennon deported, but why would Bachman badmouth the Beatles now? Does she want to drive down the sales of their new box set?
I wish Beatles music did make people gay. There'd be a lot more of us queers out there if it did.
I always thought their cover of "Boys" with Ringo on lead vocal would have made a great gay anthem Libhom. Maybe if the Fab Four would have tried a bit harder.
I hope I'm not offending you. The last time I had a conversation with a gay people I made a complete idiot of myself. The tall one always had a nice comment about my powder blue minivan all the time though.
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