My good friend and all around great American, Bluepitbull, has informed us on James Wolfer's outstanding Musical Musings of James blog, that he has a plan to defeat our mortal enemy China in a war.
Naturally when asked to show us this plan for victory, General Pitbull declined. He showed the military genius of other great generals like Hannibal and Alexander the Great in keeping his plan secret.
Friends. Just when we thought there would never be another truly great American in the mold of Eisenhower, a great military man and just as great a civilian, a man comes from our own community to defeat the menace that lives behind the Great Wall.
We know that under the leadership of this great general and statesman, his secret plan will defeat the Chinese at no cost or increase in our deficit to us. Prosperity and freedom will spread throughout the world. And General Pitbull's face will adorn Mt. Rushmore alongside four of our greatest Americans.
We salute you and your secret plan General Pitbull. Godspeed you to a swift victory. Not that you need God's help seeing that you have a fool proof secret plan.
8 comments:
Oh, my, how exciting this is! I always know that this lovable sweetheart would come up with a plan. I could give him a great big kiss for this.
I just love bluepittbull. Dearly
Good luck to you Sweet cheeks.
Yeah, rather than living up to his word he would rather come to my site and call me an "idiot" or visit other blogs and label me a "traitor"
Then he sits on his site and says, "Mommy, can you kiss my hurt?"
He has whined about why do I post on his blog, and then he had all his girlfriends going around posting about how we have to quit picking on him....
So he gets his wish and now he is not happy so he goes off and stirs things up...
Never posts any facts just goes off and spews anger and frustration...
Tell General Pitbull that Confucius Says "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
While I most certainly understand why you would want to give this genuine hero a great big kiss, General Pitbull is far too busy planning our victory over the Red Menace Christopher. There will be a time for fun and games once victory has been achieved.
Go easy on General Pitbull TAO. I know you run a successful company that employs 250 people at a decent wage and you're respected and have been a positive influence on everyone that has come in contact with you. But you never came up with a secret plan to defeat the Chinese meanies. The General deserves our respect and gratitude.
You are right Truth, and I know you hear that often...
I have read Punk bulls post and I would love to criticize it so that he could refine it but he called me a red hat...whatever the hell that is...
Reality is the FIRST step is for Americans to BUY American and SHOP local. Second, American companies need to refuse to trade with China because they do not respect trademarks, copyrights, and are constantly trying to steal trade secrets.
Now, that would reduce the size of our economy by over 10% (which would be similar to the free fall we went into in October 2008).
We currently buy more 14 billion dollars more a MONTH from China than they buy from us....
We could force our lower wage work force to bear the burden of this by eliminating the minimum wage altogether and let them work for the same wages that the Chinese workers are paid.
Considering that the minimum wage in China is 45 to 85 dollars a month...well, I will leave that to the reader to decide if that is doable. You can verify that yourself at China Labor Watch.org
I still believe that the best way to stop the Chinese hoarde is to BUY AMERICAN AND SHOP LOCAL but before, when I was hyping that option every conservative around went bonkers about it...and realistically Truth, that is the first thing we need to do...
So, in effect, I have had a solution for stopping the Chinese Hoarde long before Punk Bull started blogging....
Interesting. Part of General Pitbull's secret plan was to blame union labor for China's power.
I think part of his plan is to attack the American Worker and lull the Chinese into a false sense of security. Once all the American Workers have been crushed, he can then proceed with the invasion. And no doubt General Pitbull and Dick Cheney will be greeted as heroes and liberators because the Chinese workers making $85 a month feel guilty and want their pay cut to $40 a month.
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