Friday, July 31, 2009
THE AMERICAN DREAM
Thursday, July 30, 2009
TRUTH 101 TO THE RIGHT'S RESCUE
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
OBEY! OBEY! YOU MUST OBEY!
Monday, July 27, 2009
AND THE WINNER IS...
Sunday, July 26, 2009
THE PRICKNESS STAKES
Saturday, July 25, 2009
A SHOVELFUL OF THANKS
A trip to the circus got me thinking about how everyone has a primal need to be appreciated and thanked.
Many are of course worthy of thanks. Veterans. Firemen. Police Officers. They deserve thanks for keeping us safe. Construction workers that build our stuff. Manufacturing workers that manufacture. Entrepreneurs need to be thanked for creating jobs. Plumbers need to be thanked for keeping our pipes flowing.
But I saw a guy that nobody thinks about thanking today and if you ask me, he's just as important as anyone.
He is the Circus Shit Shoveler.
This poor skinny guy was the hardest working guy I've ever seen. If there was a pile of shit he was on it. He never got a break. An elephant would drop a load in the parking lot, the shit shoveler was right there with the tools of his trade. A shovel and a wheelbarrow.
He risked his life cleaning up after the lions. He didn't have a whip and a chair. Just a shovel. I don't think the lions were intimidated. But they didn't mess with him so even the lion in his primal state, appreciated the shit shoveler.
No doubt, this poor, hard working man took a shitload of abuse and teasing. We all cheered the feats of the trapeze artists. We cheered the lion tamer and the knife thrower. We cheered the dancing elephants. We even cheered the ringmaster for doing nothing more than standing around pointing at stuff. But while all this was going on, the one guy we weren't cheering even though he was without a doubt, the hardest working and most important guy there was the shit shoveler. He dodged the elephants and the lions and the camels and dancers, nimbly shoveling the shit so they wouldn't step in it.
The next time anyone thinks he/she deserves a thank you or a pat on the back, remember the Circus Shit Shoveler. Your job isn't as tough as you think.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
GET THESE GUYS SOME CERTS
Monday, July 20, 2009
ONLY REPUBLICANS ARE ALLOWED TO BE PROUD
Saturday, July 18, 2009
SARAH PALIN AND THE FEAR FACTOR
Thursday, July 16, 2009
KILLER REPUBLICAN IRONY
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
GRANPA DID ALRIGHT
Monday, July 13, 2009
PART TWO: WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE?
Friday, July 10, 2009
PART ONE OF A SERIES: REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
Monday, July 6, 2009
AYN RAND: CONTINUING THE EXPOSE'
Friday, July 3, 2009
THE DIRTIEST SECRET OF THEM ALL
Of all the great con jobs, Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme. The guy that spent twenty years selling the Brooklyn Bridge to unsuspecting fools. The irritating lady in my hometown that says her car dealership wants you to pay less. These all pale in comparison the the greatest con job in American, and perhaps world history.
This starts decades ago with a book by a lady named Ayn Rand. Her book was called Atlas Shrugged.
The book is 1,100 pages long. But being well renowned for my exceptional ability to take the most complicated subject and reduce it to a few sentences that make more sense, I shall do that here and so you can spend the time it takes reading this piece of neocon propaganda on more worthwhile pursuits.
Rand's book basically comes down to these narrow points. Wealth is good. Extreme wealth is great. Government's role is to protect the wealthy and the property of the wealthy. We only go to war when rich people and their property are threatened. Other than that, screw the rest of you. You wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for the wealthy.
Rand's book has become a kind of life manual for the neocon movement. What is sad is that although only two percent of our population falls into the class of extremely wealthy, there are millions of others that call themselves neocons even though the movement by definition thinks they are shit.
You see. A tenant of neoconism is that less is always better. Less government. Less regulation. Less taxes. They know that less of these things equals more for the extreme well to do. They know that less access to health care for example, means they don't have to wait for their kidney or liver because the rest of us don't have access. They know that less regulation means less OSHA violations being found out and punished. It means less chance a worker injured on the job will be able to collect on workman's comp. It means workers can't organize because the Labor Dept. has nobody to conduct a fair election.
This all adds up to more for the top tier, and less for the rest.
The scariest thing of all is how the neocons accomplished their goal of less without anyone even knowing. (Until now that is. Your welcome.)
Look at how our elections have been decided since BushI. Willie Horton. Rumors about Kitty Dukakis being nuts. Bill Clinton's affairs. BushI was a sissy. (The guy was a WWII hero. Even I had trouble with that but it worked for the Clintons) The Clintons murdered Vince Foster. John Kerry was unfit for command even though he commanded troops in Vietnam and killed enemy combatants and had two Purple Hearts. The list goes on and on.
But the is not about the lies and innuendos both sides repeated. The dirty secret is that this entire scenario was orchestrated to stop government from governing.
Congress is now a useless body of men and women that hate each other. They no longer care about governing in the interests of America. It's all about the "jab."
The average American's ability to pay for health care is in it's death throes. What is Congress doing? Calling each other names. Guys that are real good at calling each other names make big money and have achieved celebrity status. James Carville. Alex Castellanos. Many others.
Talk show hosts and fake news show hosts are A list celebrities making millions. Sean Hannity could type the word poopyhead 100,000 times. Print it as a book and his followers would buy every copy.
The neocons have frozen our political system and our government and we never saw it coming. Our best and brightest political leaders blindly went down the course of attack politics with no ideas or concern for our Nation. Their advisors are not entrusted to come up with ideas that will make America an even better place to live. They're paid to come up with todays version of calling one side socialist or the other facist.
May God help us.