I'm widely known throughout the Midwest for my helpful and benevolent nature. In keeping with my well deserved reputation, I offer this suggestion not just to Republicans, but all office holders and those that want them to read whatever it is they're signing or voting on.
We all remember the memo titled "Bin Laden Planning Attacks on American Soil." We also remember nobody reading it till after Bin laden completed his attacks on American soil.
Other than a few die hard policy wonks, nobody read the report from the Homeland Security Commission either. Or any budgets or spending bills.
So to get everyone to read all the stuff we're paying them to read, I suggest racy titles for all legislation from now on. "Betty Does the Budget" would be a good tame start. National security stuff needs a real good title cause that's national security stuff. Maybe if the Bin Laden attack thing would have been titled "Bin Laden Planning to Attack America With Hot Neocon Lesbian Chicks" a bunch of important, albeit horny, (aren't we all?) dudes would have read that guys named Muhammad and Omar were learning how to fly planes but not learning how to land them.
Pictures would be a welcome addition also. Perhaps a gay title for all the Bush Administration memos and appropriate pictures so we know before reading that it's about sodomizing working Americans with some more pro business, screw Unions stuff. One penis on the cover indicates a little sodomization. Five penises means KY and plenty of it boys. This is gonna hurt.
In the spirit of Justice Clarence "Long Dong Silver" Thomas, thank you all for cumming.
12 comments:
KG&T,
I am back from my self-imposed sequestered reading of essays. By reading the last two posts, I see you are making friends and influencing people, my friend.
As for a single payer system, I am reflexively against any government involvement in running services.
The post office is a joke, although it did spawn a lot of good paying jobs with UPS and Fed Ex, so any claim at job creation would be accurate, unlike the president and his Ed McMahon wannabe, Biden and their self-congratulating "we saved thousands of jobs" photo op. Saved? What exactly does that mean?
Your Republican rich guy thing was a little hard to digest. I don't so much consider myself a Repub. but a conservative. I don't own a BMW or live in a gated community. I'm with you on this: this is a middle class thing, not a rich guy thing. They will be fine, they always are. My dad was a post office worker, so we were lower middle class.
It reminds me of when I went into the military and I met a New Yorker who was convinced that because I lived in Ohio I was a farmer. I tried my best to convince him that I never lived on a farm nor did I contemplate doing so. Mainly because I lack the work ethic to make a go of it.
Keep up the good work in the field of human relations, my friend. The world needs a little more love.
For 40 cents I can send a letter anywhere in the United States and it gets there in 2 to 3 days at most. (I guess it's 40 cents. My wife does all the letter mailing. God bless her. She's far better than I deserve.)
That looks like a pretty good deal to me. I know people that work for the Postal Service. They work their butts off. They're worth every penny they make.
It's always a pleasure to have you visit LAOT. Best wishes to you and the students fortunate enough to have you as a teacher.
truth - you must be doing something right because whenever I comment here it brings them all out of the woodwork. They are saying some very nasty things about me on my blog.
Keep up the good work.
sue said...
" truth - you must be doing something right because whenever I comment here it brings them all out of the woodwork. They are saying some very nasty things about me on my blog."
Oh heavens to betsy lordy wordy me!!!
Troubling, isn't it!
But it kind of tells ya something don't it?
But, everyone has a right to his or her opinions....don't they!
sue and TRUTH 101,
Bluepitbull has now resorted to copying and pasting my comments from TRUTH'S blog into his lead post about me.
In addition to that, bluepitbully is accusing me, based on nothing, of posting on his toxic blog under different names.
I have to laugh, and I do whenever I read his juvenile writing, at how obsessed he is over me and my blog.
It's really flattering, in a crazy sort of way. Bluepitbully is so devoid of any ideas that he feels compelled to harrass me--to the point of cruising the web for my comments on other people's blogs!
What a pathetic indictment on these sad, clueless minorities.
Instead looking at themselves and trying to understand why the country has rejected them and all they stand for, they harrass a woman on the internet.
What folly and idiocy.
Poor benighted souls.
Your welcome to come here and be made sport of anytime No Blog Dude. It will most likely do you some good. Unlike the Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck nonsense that you assault yourself with each day.
These discussion boards are full of vermin like you called liberals and And yes I see they are always talking about how RUDE I am, well they are right and I offer NO apologies. I call em as I see em.
I'm glad you chose to come here and regale us with your honest yet deluded opinion Choice Lady. Now if one of the righties would offer an opinion in addition to the obligatory name calling, we could move forward and maybe make our Nation in the words of Thomas Jefferson, "A more perfect union."
Thank you all for caring enough to visit and post.
I need some advice, T101. How do I get crazy right-wing chicks with hot avatars to come to my site and talk shit to me? First it was some red-headed lass and now this choice chick taking the time to come to your humble abode to curse your liberal ass.
Understand, I realize that the avatars are most likely fake (the gods know that I could never be as dead sexy as the picture I use to represent myself online) but since the probability of actually nailing one of these crazy broads is almost zero I really don't care if the representations are true. I can use my imagination as far as having a conservative chick wailing on my junk goes, and Sweetits still won't acknowledge me in her comment sections, even when I'm not making fun of her.
You seem to be the resident master as far as infuriating apparent conservative online hotties so any advice you can spare would be much appreciated. Roil on, brother!
It's the mystery that turns the rightie chicks on JBW. They know you would wail your junk on them. They don't know if I would.
But I do know that they dig honesty and TRUTH 101 gives it to them all night long.
I'm not sure how to make my junk more mysterious T101 but I'll give it a shot. Gracias.
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