SNEAKY RIGHTIES DOUBLECROSSED THEMSELVES ON NATIONAL HEALTHCARE

As welfare loving Democrat I've always admired the republicans for their ability to get billions more in government dollars and assistance for their cronies than we could for ours. Big tax cuts and incentives for off shoring corporate headquarters. There isn't a business built or added on to in America today that hasn't gotten some tax increment financing or a government grant or zoning variance. Hell. The government even pays tobacco farmers not to grow tobacco. God forbid the price of tobacco collapse and we have cheap cigarettes everywhere. Plus, government needs the price of tobacco high so it can tax the shit out of the poor that use it to make up for all the tax breaks the rich get.

As clever as these neocon shysters are at getting government largess, for some reason their aversion to national health insurance is mind boggling. These jokers love that government has two occupations going to keep defense contractors busy making government money.. A huge deficit that keeps the Fed from raising interest rates so money is cheap. A Congress over a barrel because they know the economy could collapse without it's injection of billions into the lending system.

For all the government largess they get, imagine how much more they could get if government took over health care and removed that burden from employers. If some health insurance companies go out of business I doubt the righties would lose any sleep because none of them seem to feel any remorse at shipping jobs to China. If you guys think you will miss a few of your buddies at the club, give them jobs as waiters and bathroom attendants to sooth your consciences.

It's always been a sort of joke that "righties hate the poor." But their hatred of national health insurance validates this. They would rather keep the burden of health insurance on employers than see it shifted and all people contribute to and benefit from a national health insurance system. Even though this would be in the best interests of American Business.

Perhaps the wealthy are jealous of social programs that aid the poor. So they use government as a giant social program to aid the rich. Or they're afraid a poor person might get as good a health care as they get. Don't worry my wealthy fellow Americans. Your stuff will always better than the rest of ours.

CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS

They asked Jesse James why he robbed banks. He said "Because that's where the money is."

The latest duo to capitalize on this theme are Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean. Both beloved by dirty old deluded right wing fools all across our great Nation for their wholesomeness and willingness to repeat right wing moral majority bullshit.

The first to really capitalize on the right wingers penchant for buying books written by cheap looking broads was Ann Coulter. Admittedly, she is a pretty sad looking woman as far as women go. You could put a wig on a cane, tell a dirty old right winger it's a pro life, low tax woman and he would get an erection. At least if he had some government health insurance paid for Viagra handy. But to her credit, she found a willing market that would enable her to sell millions of books and get gigs on talk shows where she could further spew some right wing nonsense and cause more Viagra supported boners among idiots that will never have sex with her and most likely no other woman. But they do have the internet and posters.

Sarah Palin is also capitalizing on this phenomena of dirty old right wingers buying crap from women that tell them what they want to hear. While normal men like myself are unselfish and empathetic( we only want to hear our ladies moans of ecstasy) dirty old, selfish right wing males long to hear their female, (and male as long as nobody finds out) partners shout out things like "Lower my taxes!" Or, "Damn that pinko commie liberal Truth 101!" Once they hear this, the checkbooks are open and the credit card is put to use.

Palin's book is chock full of stuff guaranteed to titillate even the most stubborn rightie. It may even turn a few of the rightie ladies into lesbians if they don't get a hold of themselves. (So there may be some redeeming feature in Palin's book after all.)

Carrie Prejean is going to take this phenomena even further. I did a speak a long time ago about how Republicans can forgive fellow republicans for anything as long as they obediently return to saying republican stuff. Well Ms. Prejean has already apologised for her sex tape and all is forgiven. Her next move is to make another sex tape only this time, instead of moaning "oohs" and "ahhs" she will be moaning "Let's fight them over there instead of here." "Keep government out of my wholesome naughty stuff." "Dick Cheney did it for America."

For a long time righties either were, or chose to be duped into thinking these right wing commentators actually cared about America and the views they spouted. When Ms. Prejean goes into her act, I don't think they will care.

TEA BAGGING, DIRTY OLD MEN DEMAND GOVERNMENT KEEP IT'S HANDS OFF THEIR VIAGRA

Being renowned throughout Blogland for my open mind and empathetic nature, I can certainly understand pro lifers being against government health insurance paying for abortion. At least abortions that are performed not for health issues, but as a means of birth control.

But these same dirty old Congressmen are sure to include Viagra in the list of covered prescriptions. But by doing so, these dirty old Congressmen are getting poor, easily influenced and nubile young ladies into situations where they may think they need an abortion. Of course, dirty old Congressmen can afford to pay for their nubile young concubine's abortion so perhaps in their own moral la la land, they think it's okay. Wouldn't want to disgrace the institution of Congress you know.

REPUBLICAN'S BELIEVE THE BEATLES TO BE JUST AS EVIL AS MUSLIMS.

Michelle Bachman and the rest of the looney right wing announced the Beatles are just as evil as Muslims.

Bachman said that the Beatle's song "Helter Skelter" which inspired Charles Manson, was just as satanic as the satanic Koran and should be banned, burned and the ashes blown up. Then gathered up and sent into space on the Space Shuttle as a last mission for NASA which she would cut funding from because she's tired of people thinking rocket scientists are smart and she is stupid.

Bachman further added that "She Loves You" and "Love Me Do" had subliminal messages which made young people want LSD and choose to become gay. The song "I Dig a Pony" promoted bestiality which was okay with her because she could understand a euphoric sexual attraction to the GOP Elephant which Bachman says she has experienced herself despite being Koran, LSD and Beatle music free since 1971. So that must be God's will.

SCREWING FELLOW AMERICANS HAS SAVED MARRIAGE?

It looks like we can all rest easy folks. The Tony Perkins and family values crowd has once again successfully put the bone to gay Americans. California got it a while back. This time, decent, God fearing Americans stuck it to their fellow Americans in Maine by voting against same sex marriage there as well.

No doubt these backward thinking, deluded fools think they've struck a great blow for wholesomeness and Christian values. They also think young people will not have sex if nobody is allowed to talk to young people about sex. God forbid that gets them thinking about it. I'll bet Tony Perkins and Dick Armey thought penises and vaginas were for urination purposes only until their parents had a talk with them the day before their weddings.

These assholes and several million like them think by saying they're for "civil unions" but not same sex marriage is a slap at the Constitution as well as a slap in the face of the entire Gay community. "Separate, but Equal" was bullshit then and it's bullshit now.

Many of these jokers think they're protecting the "sanctity" of marriage, by denying Americans of a different sexual orientation the right. They really mean but won't admit it's the sanctity of their own bigoted, ignorant mindsets they want to protect.

To the assholes like Tony Perkins and others who are afraid of Gays I say don't worry. By virtue of your stupidity and closed minded religious views, I don't think many Gays want much to do with you either.

THE MORONS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

In a way, one almost has to admire the way Dick Armey and FOX News have harnessed the energy of masses of idiots into a huge political force.

The Tea Baggers have managed, despite their ignorance and gullibility, to become the dominant force in the Democrat and Republican parties.

Republicans politicos flock to these tea bag events to make speeches claiming they are one with the anti government, pro Medicare, Social Security, don't take my guns, don't raise my taxes, don't cut any spending that will cost me any inconvenience, real Americans.

Right wing shills like Andrew Breitbart have made a comfortable living stirring up these idiots. They roar with approval when he bashes President Obama and feigns outrage at spending despite half the crowd he's stirring up are on some form of government program.

And despite the obvious ignorance of most of these people attending these things. Despite the lies of Fox News about the size of their crowds, Democrats think they have to pander to these nuts as much as Republicans.

So they come up with useless bills they claim are revenue neutral. Except for the insurance companies that will see big increases in revenue.

One day I hope the Democrats will wake up and work for the interests and ideals of the Democratic Party. If we're going to cow tow to the Tea Baggers and the Republicans that exploit them, President Obama may well be moving out of the White House after 2012. The Republicans will resume their practices of spending, borrowing and foreign entanglements that cost American lives while enriching the richest and most powerful.

But the Tea Baggers will be too stupid to notice because Fox News will have a new set of signs for them to display at the next party.

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN CAUGHT IN THE ACT!

I was reading Leslie Parsley's great blog, Parsley's Pics, a while ago. She had a good post about another Republican being caught in a sex scandal in South Carolina. There was a stripper, cemetery, sex toys and Viagra involved so it must have been a load of fun before the guy got caught. For him anyway. He was 66. The stripper was 18. I doubt any of her orgasms were of the real variety.

That got me to thinking though. Whenever these jokers get caught doing their dirty deeds, they have to deny. Then parade their wives around. Get a preacher and a big Bible for photo ops. Go on Oprah. All the other crap to convince us they're sorry.

It's all bullshit. They guys aren't sorry other than being sorry they got caught. And they ain't fooling anyone either. We all know Larry Craig was looking for Mr. Goodbar in that airport bathroom. Bill Clinton was able to experience what damn few of the rest of is ever will. It goes on and on.

So. Instead of all the apologies and crap that goes with it, why not another form of defense that has been working for Republicans very well. Don't be sorry. Brag about it.

Think about it. Congressman Joe Wilson is a right wing hero. He got over 2.7 million donated to his campaign after he shouted "you lie." Congressman Grayson called Republicans murderers. He's a left wing hero. Rightfully so.

I have no doubt that if Mark Sanford would have just come clean from the start and said "Hell yeah I was doin the Argentine hottie. Best piece of ass I ever had. If you re-elect me Governor, I'll work hard to make sure everyone gets a great piece of ass!" I don't care who you are. What you political persuasion or religious convictions are. Unless you're a frigid nutjob, a great piece of ass is worth any tax cut. (Nobody is watching you read this ladies. You don't have to pretend to be embarrassed.)

Alas. They will as always, refuse to listen and we'll be subject to more hollow apologies from these lechers. And that's too bad. This Country could use some honest lechers.