3 PIRATES KILLED. SHIP CAPTAIN FREED. RIGHT WINGERS ANGRY AT OBAMA FOR BEING DECISIVE

. Our Navy killed three pirates. Captured the third and the Captain of the vessel the bastards hijacked is safe aboard an American ship.

I can't wait for the right wing bloggers to receive their talking points and try and turn this successful mission into another of their deluded anti Obama rants.

Welcome home Captain Phillips and to our U.S. navy rescuers, WELL DONE!

A SERIOUS ESSAY ON MODERN THESPIANISM AND CULTURAL SYMBOLS

I didn't have anything to add today as far as important and relevant issues facing us. All the good subjects have been taken this weekend. So this is a good time to finally just come out and tell Nicholas Cage the Truth.

Nick is a crummy actor. Ronald Reagan was a better actor than this over rated turkey. He sucked in that movie with Cher. He sucked in that movie about the mandolin. He sucked in Ghost Rider. The guy just plain sucks as an actor.

Tori Spelling is not that good looking. Neither is Courtney Love. And Stevie Nicks is as good a singer as Nicholas Cage is an actor.

There. I said it and I'm glad.

HOME SWEET HOMO

When a gay couple moved into my neighborhood awhile back, I quipped to a neighbor that it was good we finally had someone around here that knew how to pick out drapes. Of course he told someone else and it got back to the gay couple. I was chasing the dog down a few days later and stopped to say hi and welcome to them.


One of them asked if I liked their drapes and I knew I was in trouble. I pretended not to take the hint and said the drapes look very nice. I should have stopped there but I had to talk about my dog which I caught and was bringing back home. Thing's a part beagle, basset, lab, Christ knows what else dog pound mutt. Good dog though when he isn't getting away.



Anyway I told them I wanted a mutt and not some pansy looking poodle or something. Sure enough, they have a freaking poodle. We made about 90 seconds worth of small talk in which I proceeded to make a fool of myself another dozen times.




They got me back for my lack of good taste when one of them said he thought my powder blue van was a pretty color and asked where I got my hair styled.

DON'T ASK ME I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. THE NEXT STOP IS AFGHANISTAN

As much as I appreciate a good public relations campaign, nothing will make Afghanistan into anything but what it always has been. A place where empires go to die.

Afghanistan is not just going to be deadly for our Soldiers. It will be deadly for our economy. We spent hundreds of billions in Iraq so "We would have a Democratic Ally in the region." Iran has more influence than we do. The little fat bastard El Sadr hides his little fat ass in Iran and spews his anti America bile. He is in charge of an army of nuts in Iraq that behead people and whip and kill women for having a piece of flesh exposed. Yeah. Our billions made a real difference in Iraq.

Same thing in Afghanistan only the cost will run into the trillions. And where is the world? Russia and China will veto our resolutions in the U.N. Security Council. We can't even get the world to punish North Korea, as brutal a regime as there is because of Russia and China.

Where is the world on the War on Terror. It's willing to pat us on the back and say go get em as long as we're paying the bills with American Lives and money. Russia was defeated in the Cold War by our economic system. Not to take anything away from Lech Walesa or Pope John Paul II. This is Russia's revenge. Drain our treasury in a world war while they sit back sipping Vodka and laughing at our foolishness.

There is no victory in Afghanistan. Our "allies" whether it's Pakistan or a tribal lord, are the best friends we can bribe. It's time to get the world off our payroll. We have an economy in collapse. Let's protect our borders and our Nation. The world wants us back it has to be on our terms.

VALLEY OF THE BANNED

Just when I was getting used to the honor and loneliness of being the only Nihilist officially banned from Professor Douglas' American Power, the Nutty Professor goes and bans one of the finest and wisest bloggers around.

Welcome to the Valley of the Banned Oh Wise TAO. Your legend continues to grow.

HAS ANYBODY HERE, SEEN MY OLD FRIEND GRAY HEADED BROTHER?

Looks like my Gray Headed Brother has called it quits. That's too bad. He generated lots of interest and discussion. maybe he ran out of things to say. maybe he was tired of being called racist. Maybe he just got bored. maybe the bastards that got Malcolm got to him.

Whatever the reason he left, I wish him well. I'll leave the link up awhile to honor Gray Headed Brother's legacy.

AN APPLE A DAY AND SINGLE PAYER NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE IS GOOD FOR YOU.

Here it is. Truth101's plan to reinvent how we pay for health insurance in America.

I support a single payer national health insurance program. We pay for it with a 4% income tax that everyone pays so we all contribute. With fair deductibles and copays to keep the mooches from screwing the system every time they get a runny nose it will be easily sustainable.

National health insurance would take the burden off employers. It would enable those that want to retire but can't because health insurance is too freaking expensive to now be able to.

And save me the right wing crap about not trusting government and government will make a mess. Look at our nation's highway system. Look at the millions who thank God for what FDR did and rely on Social Security. Look at our fabulous Military. Thank a Veteran. They were government employees.

A yes my friends. I do trust President Obama, Vice President Biden, Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi a hell of alot more than a bureaucrat from India with my health care decisions.