Thursday, January 3, 2013

His Excellency; Ambassador Truth 101

 My kids thought this picture made look thoughtful and like an ambassador so I appointed myself as Ambassador of Blogistan.

  Henceforth I will be addressed as "His excellency, Ambassador Truth 101.

  Should President Obama appoint me to replace Susan Rice as U.N. Ambassador I will of course relinquish this important post which I proudly and humbly serve in order to advance the ideals of our Nation to the world.

 


  

17 comments:

Kevin Robbins said...

Yes Truth, I think you look quite pensive in the photo. Congrats on the ambassadorship.

Ambassador Truth 101 said...

I'll be sure to have you cater my first state event Kevin. Waiting for Boehner and the republicans to provide me a security and entertainment allowance.

Shaw Kenawe said...

In Italian: "Eccellenza." But I prefer the Italian honorific, Magnifico.

Magnifico Verita!

And you should expect your subjects to bow and kiss the hem of your robes.

Magnifico!

Ambassador Truth 101 said...

I thought about appointing myself King but then people would be wanting me to touch them to cure their scrofula.

A kiss of the robe hem is a good start. Always seems to end their though. Dang.

Tom the Redhunter said...

I'll call you anything you want as long as you agree to tell the president to bomb Iran when they look to be close to getting the bomb. And every day the time for that draws closer and closer....

Ambassador Truth 101 said...

I advocated bombing Saddam's palaces rather than invading if he really was a threat.

Naturally I prefer diplomacy but should Iran misbehave to the point it is indeed a nuclear threat then turning portions where the supreme leader are known to frequent into parking lots would of course be an option.

Never take anything off the table. In a good negotiation both sides win. Hopefully Iran figures out not being bombed and invaded is a pretty good bargain for them.

I think military action against Iran is close to inevitable Tom.

Tom the Redhunter said...

I suspected you might say just that, Ambassador. For all our disagreements it heartens me that you see clearly with it comes to Hamas and Iran.

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Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

You look like Matt Lauer in that picture.

Ambassador Truth 101 said...

I'm taller. I'm also an ambassador Will. Chicks dig ambassadors.

taospeaks said...

You are awesome regardless of the pose....

Truly a thinking man!

Ambassador Truth 101 said...

My grand thoughts are tempered by the humility felt at your kind and accurate words TAO.

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