Monday, May 14, 2012
Racer X Is As Bad As It Gets!
I haven't seen the new Avengers movie but I can without question say this. As bad as Thor and Hulk and Ironman think they are, the baddest cartoon dude there ever was is Racer X.
Speed Racer was bad. He kicked some ass. Who could forget the epic brawl he had with Ton Blaggard's strong man "Tiny"? I certainly do like it was yesterday. Pops Racer, who was a former member of the East Side Grunters and Groaners Wrestling Club couldn't whip Tiny.
Racer X could have though.
He could drive better than Speed or Dale Earnhardt or Richard Petty.
He was a part time secret agent till he decided to quit racing and go full time. Not because he wanted to be a full time secret agent. But because he wanted to see his little brother Speed be the best racer in the world. As long as Racer X was racing Speed would have never been better than second best.
No doubt John Shaft was a bad mother fu$ker. Bruce Lee was the baddest man that ever lived. But in the cartoon world, no man or woman is even in the same league of bad as Racer X.