They've been calling me "Heavy D" lately so when I read that heavy D was dead I was shocked. Helluva way to find out your dead man. reading about it on TMZ. Then I saw that it wasn't me but a different fat guy. A so I pay homage to a fellow fat guy. Heavy was an artist but like me, a glutton first and foremost. A sexy glutton like me. In the proud tradition of Barry White. But those guys never had to endure the ignominy of begging or rolling over for a piece of meat or Milkbone dog biscuit. Although I have no doubt even Barry and Heavy would have done these and other embarrassing tricks for bacon. Who wouldn't?
So yes. heavy Dudley is alive and kicking. Well, lying down anyway. And I wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving with lots of leftovers to give to your beloved pets. Or better yet, you could give them to me. I will be thankful. And as George Harrison said when Roy Orbison passed away, I'm glad it was the other Heavy D.
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But those guys never had to endure the ignominy of begging or rolling over for a piece of meat or Milkbone dog biscuit.
Rod Stewart once sang a lyric that sums up my opinion on that subject. I believe it goes something like, "Some guys have all the luck."
Joe - I've never thought of you as fat.
Are you sure you are fat cause now I'll think that you are - not that there's anything wrong with it. :)
If you won't be back until after Thanksgiving - then have a good one. After all - it is a holiday for fat people - isn't it?
Joe - I always thought Dudley was fat - but never you. I just became a Vegetarian and just like that I lost 30 pounds. Plus getting my house in order helped.
"Are you sure you are fat cause now I'll think that you are - not that there's anything wrong with it. :)"
Other than if you are it is unhealthy I suppose.At least thatr is what science has proven.
Did you ever see that "South Park" episode when, if you said "Biggie Smalls" three times while staring in a mirror, Biggie would actually come back to life? You don't actually think, do you.....?
I can't get under 200lbs Sue. When I'm under 190 I can do chin ups. That's mostly why I stay over 200.
Plus, my wife is stuck with me regarless of my wasteline. Bwahahahahaha...
Joe - Then it must be true love.
The truth is Joe - we are all a little bit in love with you.
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