Republicans have not only been buying gas guzzling SUV's at an alarming rate to prove their disbelief in man made pollution leading to global warming. They are getting fatter in the belief that eating high fat foods doesn't make you fat like Michelle Obama says.
Governor Chris Christie, a noted fat republican, was recently asked during his fourth trip through the buffet line at his local Ponderosa if he thought devouring 365 chicken wings was making him fatter. Christie, who was still chewing a wing while making his way through the line to the ribs and mashed potatoes, said "Mithelle Obamba ith fu of fit. Fith thuff isth good foe ooh."
Rush Limbaugh has reportedly given up carrots after learning Michelle Obama encouraged the eating of carrots as part of a healthy diet. "If Michelle Obama says it, it must be wrong" Limbaugh was heard to say. Limbaugh did add that carrot cake was not mentioned in Mrs. Obama's diet plan so he would continue to eat carrot cake. And cheese cake. And any other cake offered by Sara Lee.
Fat republican presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, announced today that in tonight's foreign policy debate with the others he will introduce his plans for free trade agreements with Italy and France to bring more pasta and lard laced dishes to the United States while helping them fight Michelle Obama's silly diet by opening more Hardees and Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises in Italy.
Mitt Romney will be preparing for the debate at the Best Buffet along with Ron Paul. Herman Cain will be demanding the Sambos franchise be reopened to show he not only disagrees with Michelle Obama, he has no hard feeling about racially offensive names.
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The wine... what about the wine? {Preferably French} Of course that is what keeps one heart healthy!
I figured with me railing against attacks on American Workers and your being a right leaner our drinking of fine French wine whenever we finaly get together for the fine cigars would be better left unmentioned.
I'm glad that you omitted Mr. Huntsman (though, yes, you may have done so simply due to his anemic poll numbers). a) He believes in science (in this case, nutritional science) and b) he seems to like the 2 Obamas personally (as do I, btw); political opponents as opposed to political enemies.
Will, you make a good point. This is just another rejection of science. The GOP has faith and rejects science. Democrats have faith in science. So in other words, they have faith in science accept it, partially on that basis.
Nutritional science is very soft, like Christie, Rush, etc.
Who knows what is making them fat? Certainty not they.
These republicans these days deny the laws of gravity and physics because they're not explicitly in The Constitution. Also because President Obama supports them.
Wonder if these jokers wonder why they don't float away.
Joe - Is this a new obsession now -replacing your passion for politics.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Let them eat fat...and die early!
I'm having lamb, roasted potatoes, kale soup, and Portuguese wine on Thanksgiving.
Because I'm giving thanks that I can do what the hell I PLEASE FOR DINNER.
America, a wonderful place! STILL.
Please, someone buy Rush a Golden Meal ticket at a Southern pig roast. Scores of Porky Pigs gutted and spread out on grills over red hot coals.
Then again, I know a few rednecks that might confuse that bastard with the pigs and wouldn't that be an unfortunate accident.
You guys are getting my gluttonous liberal beagle Dudley excited with talk of lamb and roasted pig dudes. He keeps bringing me the Hyvee ad.
Funny posting Truth/ Joe, I have awful eating habit's, being I eat that thing's that many folk's wouldnt, including chitlins, menudo, (both from animal's inside's/ intestinal, etc I also oove cow tongue taco's (tongue's of the cow's ground up basically in soft tortilla's), buffet's (which dallas has as many as Las Vegas and cheaper at that) however, due to my age (55) I have been on a strict diet for over two year's now, loss and kept off according to my doctor last week, 35 lb's. I do eat all the thing's I alwayz ate, but just less ... if I go to a buffet for instance, I dont get second's or more than one plate, skip the fried stuff, salt, alot of sugar's, etc, etc, that's about it, fairly simple, cut my cigarette smoking down by half basically, and make sure I'm out and about on foot daily instaed of just behind the wheel ... simple stuff. But no ... I'm not veggie or anything, althoug I know vegetarian's who been that way for year's, and it nevered harmed them. As far as driving SUV's and such ... a few year's ago I was driving a full sixe Nissan 4X4 SUv with overdrive ... bye- bye ... I drive a small Honda sport coup with ultra low emission output ... and also because I literally drive hundred's of miles per week, I am constantly driving to other Texas town's a few hundred miles from Dallas.
Several year's back after a record release party of a band I know about 4am, the guitarist was a vegetarian, and took us to a restarunte (Cafe Brazil, I think it's called) for some late night early AM chow after the club. I wanted a burger, they had a veggie burger and being intoxicated, talked me into it ... Joe ... it was the worst tasting burger I have ever tasted, and cost's more even! : )
Later Guy ....
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